ghostmpreg:

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”

(via treadingiceywaters)

teatrical:

i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to my parents to told them ‘hey i’m straight’ so why should i have to do it?” and he arrived home with his boyfriend and no one made a big deal out of it and i think that’s the way it should be everywhere

(via hideouslysherlocked)